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Looking At Boobies Is Good For You

In Bizzare,Talking Bull on November 13, 2009 by djhobbs Tagged: , , , , , ,

My absence over the past week is mostly due to a little something called COD. To those who haven’t read a newspaper or listened tothe radio in the past week, it’s not fish it’s a game. It’s taken up about 30 hours in 3 days. Yeah I haven’t slept much.

Anyway, during a break to stop myself getting square eyes I discovered this making its way round the interwebs. The blog in question claims that looking at boobs is good for you. Yes, fellas you heard that right. Perving = longer life…ergo…more time to look at boobies…therefore living longer and more time to look at boobies. Essentially what I’m getting at is that those oversized glands protruding from chest of the female of the species have the power to make you live forever.

Tarticle claims that straight guys who look at boobs on a regular basis can have their life span extended by up to two years. I don’t claim to know the validity of this research, but I can certainly get behind looking at a nice pair of funbags… like these:

And I Quote:

“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.” said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.”

Yay For Boobies

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What’s with the hellish half hours?

In Talking Bull on October 5, 2009 by djhobbs

Right so… I just finished watching this TV show called The Cube on ITV presented by one, Philip Schofield. Now Phil spends an hour shouting ENTER THE CUBE at over hyper participants as they walk into a perspex cube and perform simple tasks for and no matter if they succeed or fail, trippy lights start a-flashing and they get a prize.

I have also just sat through a hellish half hour of Hollyoaks (sexy students having sexy sex, sexy arguements and taking sexy drugs….sexily) which was interspliced with adverts for things involving vampires. After flicking through todays tv guide I find “Inside the worlds deadliest snake”, “Kerry Katona: The Afterbirth” and 3 different channels showing reruns of friends.

What in holy fuck  is wrong with television and its producers and writers. Where is the next “Lost”, where is the next “The Prisoner” and the next “Monty Pythons Flying Circus”. To be fair, and so people don’t give me hateful comments, there are programmes like “Flashforward” (the FBI investing a worldwide lost-ish flashforward) and “The big bang theory” (the uber nerds comedy), that keep me glued to my glorious HD box; but why is there any need to show “World most shocking videos 7” and repeats of “Ray Mears Bushcraft”.

Does anyone really want to watch not only the X-Factor but then the Xtra factor then XtraXtrafactor +1 followed by Strictly Come Dancing and then Strictly Come Dancing: It takes Two then Strictly Come Dancing: It takes Two HD rounded off with fat celebs in tight lryca in the vicious wankathon that is Hole in the Wall.  No one thats who.


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Why you shouldn’t post private things on your facebook wall

In Talking Bull on April 13, 2009 by djhobbs Tagged: , , ,

– ( ) Really? I never cheated on you. I wouldnt because i actually cared about you. You are so self absorbed you think that whenever im not with you. Im with sophie. She barely likes me herself. The only reason i talk about her is because no matter how often i see her she always has a way of making me laugh. When was the last time you were nice to me. I know we had arguements but the real reason you finished with me is because i spoke to sophie. . . Ill talk to you and be civilised. But it doesnt mean i have to like you. Not after what you did. The worst thing is that i went against my friends to believe you. 😦 please stop writing stuff now. I really dont wanna speak to you atm

38 minutes ago · Comment · · See Wall-to-Wall

Morons!