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Looking At Boobies Is Good For You

In Bizzare,Talking Bull on November 13, 2009 by djhobbs Tagged: , , , , , ,

My absence over the past week is mostly due to a little something called COD. To those who haven’t read a newspaper or listened tothe radio in the past week, it’s not fish it’s a game. It’s taken up about 30 hours in 3 days. Yeah I haven’t slept much.

Anyway, during a break to stop myself getting square eyes I discovered this making its way round the interwebs. The blog in question claims that looking at boobs is good for you. Yes, fellas you heard that right. Perving = longer life…ergo…more time to look at boobies…therefore living longer and more time to look at boobies. Essentially what I’m getting at is that those oversized glands protruding from chest of the female of the species have the power to make you live forever.

Tarticle claims that straight guys who look at boobs on a regular basis can have their life span extended by up to two years. I don’t claim to know the validity of this research, but I can certainly get behind looking at a nice pair of funbags… like these:

And I Quote:

“Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out,” said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

“Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There’s no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half.” said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized “D-cup” or larger.”

Yay For Boobies

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